11 October, 2012

Surprise Winner!

This is just a real quick announcement because I'm kind of public at the moment.

For those of you not on twitter, who might have missed the announcement, the drawing of the winner of my special toy was yesterday, and the winner is:

I don't have pictures to prove this was random, so I guess you'll just have to trust me. Not being able to ask someone to actually pull a name out of a hat and stay incognito, I wrote down the names of all those who expressed interest in the drawing, assigned them each a number, and texted an old friend from Delaware who is totally unaware of anything to do with Doesn't Speak Klingon. I asked her to pick a number between 1 and 8, and she picked the number corresponding to Train's name.

...I've done that to friends before, ask them to pick a number so that I can randomly decide what movie to watch, etc. so she's still totally unaware of what she did.

I hope you will get a lot of mileage out of your new, purple, toy, Train!

Okay, I'll be back this weekend sometime, I hope, with something better, more pictures, and more interest.


  1. Well that's pretty damned cool! I actually had intended to enter. I waffled back and forth on it and I saw your last day comment on twitter and decided I would leave a comment when I got home that night. I had even concocted a comment about my wife being lonely while I was off combining all night.

    ........then I forgot! OH well, maybe next time you give a vibrator away?

    Congratulations to Train! :)

    1. I was hoping more guys would enter. that would have been really funny. I understand though. I'm always forgetting ideas that come to me when I can't write them down.

  2. Because I love you so hard...




    1. (oops. Tried to open that at the library, and it won't because apparently it's labeled with the p-word...like photography, but the other -aphy)

      I'll try to connect another way!

  3. Ha Ha Ha Ha!

    You can even hand deliver it to him next week and save the postage.

    I have to find a way to turn this into a blog post.

    1. That's true, I could.

      If you turn it into a blogpost, I hope you still have the pics, cause they're off my phone. ...or you can pull from my blog, I suppose.

  4. That prize was ribbed! Shit, I mean rigged!

    What was my number?

    1. You were 4. I meant to post a picture of the list, but I keep forgetting to take it.

      Nothing would have given me greater joy than to send it to you...I'd probably have thrown in something Indiana-ian, too!

    2. Ooh, like what? A Colts player?

  5. I can't believe I won!!!! I'm so excited!!! I didn't even see it. Just got surprised this weekend with a toy and some cookies...IT WAS A GREAT SURPRISE!!!!!

    Thanks for the help this weekend too...I'm looking foward to reading about it...


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