21 September, 2026

Coffee Klatch: Retro Edition

Americans tell harrowing 21st-birthday stories. By comparison, mine was pretty tame. 

Not "lame". Tame. I don't think anyone could beat it.

I turned 21 in the summer before my senior year of college. Since I worked on campus during summers, there I was in a Chicago suburb, with a few of my jazz band friends around. They took me out. (A tenor sax, a bassist, and... I want to say drummer?)

My guys knew their way around the city. 

We went to a couple of cool bars and lounges that had historically been connected to Al Capone. One was rumored to have a getaway tunnel built in. And I drank Irish coffees almost all night. 

I don't know why. It seemed right. 

Can't have been the only thing I had. Maybe a few white Russians or black Russians. My love of coffee was already deep-seated so any drink with coffee liqueur was worth trying.

What was I reading at the time?

I don't know that it ties to that particular summer, but I'm pretty sure that during the prior school year I was introduced to the works of Nathaniel Hawthorne via The House of the Seven Gables. (And a short story whose title eludes me.) 

Unfortunately, during that literature class I learned a trick that served me well ever after:

Don't read a book for class straight through. 

Hear me out: In college we all have mountains of homework. Time becomes scarce. Insisting on reading from wherever you left your bookmark will leave you in the dust. 

Instead, begin each night's reading at the start of the new assignment. 

That might mean not finishing the chapter your bookmark is in. That might mean skipping a chapter entirely. So during class, take copious notes during the discussion about the part you missed. You can get your class participation points by discussing the part of the assignment that you actually read. 

I can't say I loved The House of the Seven Gables as an assigned book. I did well in the class, though!

Years later, I read it straight through and - holy crap! - I loved it.

I read a couple more Hawthorne books, and he became my favorite of the New England Gothics. I even got to tour the original House of "Gables" fame when I visited a friend who lived up that way. But that's another story.

image source: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Seven_Gables

For a Retro Edition, I should have a retro question, but my question is actually this: 

What author were you forced to read that you ended up enjoying? 

(Or, conversely, if you expected to enjoy the book, which one surprised you the other way and made you hate it?)

18 September, 2026

Fiction Friday - The Crazy Frog


Jasper had hopped his way up the palm tree to get away from the free-range chickens pecking in the dust. With a two-inch-long body, he wasn't worried about the smaller hens, but one rooster had been giving him a heck of a time.

He rested, panting, on a palm frond, while the oblivious rooster scratched around below. This rest couldn't last for long: the wind was picking up.

The tree wasn't very tall, and as his branch swayed, he noticed a narrow break in the stone wall of the nearby building. A window to shelter! He jumped through it and landed on a broad stone windowsill looking down into a dark room. 

It was quiet. 
It was out of the wind. 
It was away from the rooster. 

He jumped down to the floor. Time to rest.

Sudden bright light woke him. A giant had ignited a trio of suns in this room! Jasper was still as a stone. The corner he had fallen asleep in was not sheltered from the view of the giant, who was now sitting on a shiny white chair near him. Soon she rose and the swooshing sounds of rushing water came from the chair.

The giant took two steps toward him and bent close. Her mouth opened and closed a few times, but she walked away and turned off the suns. Safe, but only for now. Jasper looked around for a better place to hide.

Light was all around him when the giant returned. She ignored him, but Jasper watched in terror as two furry predators - worse than the rooster! - raced past him. The giant followed the beasts.

Wait...Past him?

Maybe nobody saw him hiding in his new spot by the sink. He relaxed again and pretended to be a rock. In the toilet room beyond the sinks, a Tokay gecko sang out, challenging the acoustics. Jasper heard a commotion as the Tokay stopped, then started again. 

Before he could get used to the gecko's song, the giant was standing over him, swooping a long arm at him. In a panic, Jasper jumped. The arm followed. He jumped again, but that was a mistake because one of the hairy demons swatted at him with sharp claws. 

No! He was down, and she was on top of him, gripping him in fang-filled jaws. He waited for the worst.

...but the jaws did not clamp down. She trotted through a door into another room. Aha! He could see plenty of dark corners to hide in, furniture to nestle beneath, if only he could get free. 

The bite-y animal scurried under a big bed, followed by the other beast and the giant, who couldn't get under it, but bent down to watch the spectacle. Then, Jasper was released. He didn't move. If I play dead, maybe she'll abandon me! But she was too smart. The fuzzy paw - claws hidden this time - tapped him a couple times. He couldn't take it and made a tiny hop. 

Then came the fangs again. Fangs, then claws or paws. Fangs, then paws or claws. Would it never end? 

Fangs. Paws. Giant!

Again and again, Jasper was caught, dropped, chased, and caught again. Finally, the giant scooped him up in a small white cloth.

In a panic, he leapt down to the floor again. His original tormenter immediately grabbed him by one leg. When she dropped him, back came the giant. Jasper was too tired to fight.

But what's this? The giant put him outside! Out of the house of doom and into the night. It wasn't the way he came in, but at least there were no roosters around. He caught his breath and assessed the damage: a few puncture wounds and one limp leg, but he was alive. 

Free at last!

Until... 

The tormenting devil came running out the door and dragged him back inside! Why the torture? Why not kill him and be done with it?

But it didn't take long for the redeeming giant to get him again. This time, she took him farther away, outside the gate beyond the house. He lay there in the dark, wondering if he'd ever recover. After a short rest, he began the long journey down the hill.

Limp. Hop. Limp. Hop.  

My crayon visualization of the event.

 

This story was inspired by an actual event that took place in my house this week! A few years ago, I started writing short children's stories based on animal adventures that I've witnessed here in Vietnam, as an exercise for my Vietnamese lessons. Usually I choose very basic vocabulary and then get my teacher to help me find any words I don't know. After that, I've translated the stories into Chinese with my Chinese teacher! None published, of course. This will be the third, but by the time I get it into Vietnamese or Chinese it will have to be much shorter and simpler. 

16 September, 2026

Wednesday Poetry Corner: Lazy Days

Lazy, drippy day 
Staying inside safe and dry.
Nothing to see here.

(haiku written by me on September 12, 2026) 

 

Clearly, the day I wrote this I genuinely was too lazy to do much else. Although I was also beginning to show symptoms of a coming cold. When that happens, I try to take as much off my plate as possible and focus on resting, to give my body a chance to fend off the cold before it blows up into a big one.

So, not much happening right now. Talk to me next week, though! 

14 September, 2026

Monday Coffee Klatch: Denied!

I can't believe my favorite coffee shop is closed for two weeks! 😭

It says 8 days, but the math doesn't add up.

Because even though this sign says they will reopen on 16/08, in Vietnam many small businesses use the lunar calendar. Lunar 16/08 is September 26 according to the Gregorian calendar used internationally. 

Lunar 16/08 also happens to be the day after Mid-Autumn Festival. Since this is a family-run establishment, I assume that if the family is taking a vacation at the tail end of summer, the whole coffee shop naturally has to close down with them.

Mid-Autumn Festival is tied to the full moon around this time of year. It's very big in China as well as here in Vietnam. In China, it's one of the big holidays, right up there with the lunar New Year. 

I digress. Denied my favorite coffee shop makes me a bit grumpy about the holiday. Apparently. It makes it very easy to just stay in bed late of a morning. I'm so sad and dependent! 

Lack of the delights of my preferred morning beverage made me think of books that denied me my typical joy in reading them. I have only in recent years embraced the idea of simply setting aside books after starting them. Caution: One vague spoiler ahead.

One stand-out "Did Not Finish" book was from my former book club: Notes of a Dirty Old Man by Charles Bukowski. I read very little before I decided I didn't want to pollute my brain with this garbage. If I didn't already have issues with the person who had recommended it, his recommendation would have solidified my estimation of his character. 😩

Two books that I actually finished that DENIED me the pleasure of reading are in fact widely recommended on "Must Read" book lists. So. Many. Book lists. And I have read both of these and just... ugh. 

1. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini - How did I feel denied by this one? SPOILER! (avert your eyes)

Nothing good happens in it! There. Now you know. Don't waste your time unless you want to absolutely despair of positive things happening. There are, apparently, people for whom NOTHING good happens. It could be you! Do you want to feel terrible? Read it. Not me. I'm still pissed about the hours wasted reading it. I can't say it was poorly written. If it's on all those lists, it must have literary merit, but for me? Barf.

2. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez - This was a different denial. Too confusing. This was so absolutely bizarre - and I like bizarre! - that I have no idea what happened or who was related to whom or what the actual story there was. Why is this highly recommended? Maybe if I read it again in 30 years I'll have a different viewpoint. I don't know.

Have you read either of these? What did you think? What is a book that you would not recommend to another reader? 

11 September, 2026

Fiction Friday - The Gnarly Old Tree, Part 2

(For the first part of this story, please visit this post.)

As the three men headed into the grassland to find the phone, Dad announced that the dot on his Find-It app had jumped again. "An animal probably got hold of it," said Ranger Stevens. It didn't look like the movement of some animal running across the prairie to Dad, but he held his tongue.

When they started rifling through the grass at the new location, it jumped again. The rangers looked at Dad's phone screen. It had moved a significant distance in an instant. "Could be signal bouncing," Stevens said this time. "We're in a part of the park people aren't supposed to be in. No towers out here." 

Dad just started walking in the direction of the dot. The rangers followed, and soon Stevens was looking at Dad's screen every other second. Miles kept his eyes on the horizon. "Whoa..." he said, just as Dad's frustrated voice said, "There it goes again!"

Miles wasn't listening. "Did you see that?" Stevens looked where Miles was pointing. "What?"

"Something... shimmered. The whole landscape changed. You really didn't see it?"

"A shimmer?" Stevens shrugged. "Mirage."

"It's not hot enough for a mirage."

"And yet you saw one."

The next time Dad noticed the dot move, Miles and Stevens both saw a shimmer in the air at the location. Miles spoke up. "We need to go back."

"Back!? Why?" Dad had spent so much time on this hunt already, he wasn't about to throw in the towel. 

"Back to wherever your kid lost the phone. It's not moving across the grassland. Nothing is moving out here. Let's start at the source."

Stevens gave in. "He last saw his phone at the tree, didn't you say?"

Dad nodded. "He was taking a photo of the tree, but he never left the trail." His staunch belief in his son's honesty brought a wry smile to Stevens. He clapped Dad on the shoulder. 

"True. Let's go to the trail. Do you know the exact spot?" 

Dad knew precisely where to go because he had made Liam search the trail before resorting to the Find-It app. 

They went there and looked across the empty grass toward the tree. In the dim, pink light of sunset, Dad had to agree that the gnarly old tree made a spectacularly creepy shadow against the sky. He would have taken a picture for Liam if he could do it without backing out of the app.

Stevens led them away from the trail to get to the tree. This time they all saw the air around the tree flicker. When it happened, they stopped walking. 

They exchanged looks. 

Stevens' brow was furrowed. 

Dad's wide eyes stared into Miles' calm ones. "It...it... changed," he said. They had all seen the branches showing buds instead of dead bark before the air stilled and the tree was old, dead, and gnarly again.

Only Miles looked curious instead of worried. He moved forward one cautious step at a time. As he moved, he felt the speaker of his park-issued law enforcement radio wiggling loose from its clip on his shoulder. He took it in his hand and kept moving. "The radio is drawn to the tree!" he called back to the other two.

They followed, a few paces behind him.

As he drew nearer to the tree, his radio crackled, and Dad could hear it through Stevens' radio beside him. Another step, more static. Suddenly Dad gripped his phone tighter. "I feel the pull. Do you?"

Stevens frowned. "Yeah."

Miles was only three meters from the tree now. He was leaning back to offset the pull they could all now feel to some degree. "Stop there," Stevens called to him. He and Dad were several paces behind him. 

"Do you see this?" Miles asked. He didn't dare look away, so his voice came as a shout. The air was shimmering as before, and now they could see colors flickering on and around the tree itself. 

"The shimmer? Yeah," Stevens begrudgingly acknowledged. "You're right. That's no mirage."

"No - the lights... inside..." Miles' voice sounded further away now.

"Inside where? The tree?" Dad started to panic. "What are you looking at?"

"Wait, I -"

"Ranger Miles, stay where you are!" Stevens suddenly barked. He had seen Miles reaching forward, and guessed at the danger.

Miles straightened his back, but kept his arm out. "Hang on, I think it's - right - Ah!" His arm pulled back as if he'd been bitten, but something dropped on the grass below the tree. Liam's phone. 

Dad handed his own phone to Ranger Stevens and was moving toward Miles before Stevens could do anything. Where Miles stood, he dropped to his knees and crawled over to grab the phone.

Miles still seemed in a trance staring at the tree. Dad looped an arm through his elbow and forced him to move. After a couple paces, Stevens took over guiding him. The closer they got to the trail, the more Miles was able to shake off whatever had happened back there at the gnarly old tree. 

Hiking down the trail to the Visitors' Center, Dad looked over the phone. It was fine. The last photo taken had been the gnarly old tree, and Dad thought he could just make out a shimmery effect around it.

Liam hugged his dad as soon as he saw the phone in his hand. "I knew you would find it! Where was it?"

Dad kissed the top of his son's head. "That, son, is a very good question."

 *CODA*

The next day, the tree was cordoned off for a fifteen meter radius.

A month later, a glass wall had been erected around it so visitors could look but not touch. 

09 September, 2026

Wednesday Poetry Corner: Lyrics

All song lyrics are poems, aren't they? I recently heard Crazy by Gnarls Barkley while I was out at a restaurant. Do you remember that song from 2006? 

For some reason, in that moment/location/situation, it sounded so poetic I felt the need to share. But the way lyrics read, they include all the repeated words, the "mm's" and "yeah's", so here is my take on the poetry of the lyrics.

Lyrics found online courtesy of musixmatch.com, but I am removing the repetition, mm's, and yeah's, for more poetic reading. 

Crazy
by CeeLo Green, Danger Mouse, and Gnarls Barkley

I remember when I lost my mindThere was something so pleasant about that placeEven your emotions have an echo in so much space
And when you're out there without careYeah, I was out of touchBut it wasn't because I didn't know enoughI just knew too much
Does that make me crazy?Possibly
 
And I hope that you are having the time of your lifeBut think twice, that's my only adviceCome on now, Who do you think you are?Ha-ha-ha, bless your soulYou really think you're in control, well
I think you're crazyJust like me
 
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on the limbAnd all I remember is thinking "I want to be like them"
Ever since I was little, it looked like funAnd it's no coincidence I've comeAnd I can die when I'm done.
 
But maybe I'm crazy
 Maybe you're crazy
 Maybe we're crazy
 Probably

  

07 September, 2026

Monday Coffee Klatch: Comfort Books

Some people have comfort foods. I have comfort books. 

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would be my primary comfort book, if I had to pick just one. Brett is traveling in the US right now, and told me he found my "Hitchhikers book" in the storage tub at his brother's house, and will bring it back home to me. 

Bearing in mind that I have here in the house my leather-bound Hitchhiker's "trilogy", plus a paperback of the 5th book, plus a copy of the original radio scripts, I had to ask which book had been left in the States. 

Turns out, it was a big coffee table book I'd purchased - thin, but huge - with color photos (not from the show or movie) and a fun iridescent dust cover.

 

I had to tell him not to bring it back. Sell it, donate it, find it a good home, but I don't need it with me here in Vietnam.

My love for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy made me buy this beautiful book, but we no longer live the "Coffee Table Book lifestyle™!" 😆

I have the text of the book here in the first version I'd ever owned, complete with inscription from my parents (who gave it to me), paint stains, and my own penciled notes in margins. 

So that's my go-to comfort book.

And here's where we get back to the coffee part of Coffee Klatch.

In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent's comfort beverage of choice is tea. He goes on about it almost as much as I launch poetic about coffee. 😆

Maybe tea is just too British for me first thing in the morning. Either way, it seems that even a stranded Earthling trying to make sense of the universe appreciates a reliable brown beverage.

So the questions of the day are:

What's your go-to comfort book? (If you have one.)

And what's your go-to comfort beverage?